I swear this is going to be the next big online cultural phenomenon. It’s been percolating in various random places, but hasn’t quite made it to the big leagues yet. Internet, meet the ridiculous, punctuation impaired childhood recollections of one DAVE SECRETARY. It’s endlessly mesmerizing, and hysterical. I can’t put my finger on why though.
Commissioner’s Note: I had intended to do a long, beautiful post complicating Clay Shirkey’s theory of the resiliance of fame in the face of the open internet, but CC needs us at the office way early tomorrow to help out with their annual Technology Summit, so I’m off to bed. Get ready for exclusive USBFB liveblogging, commentary, and coverage throughout the day tomorrow, however — got some cool events coming up including the musings of Joi Ito, Mike Linksvayer, and a bunch of serious talking about the future of CC.

