Mon
Nov
24
The U.S. Bureau of Fabulous Bitches
Protecting American Interests At Home and Abroad
Tim R. Hwang, Commissioner
Responsible for the regulation and licensing of fabulous bitches and their security worldwide. Internet culture consultant, pop culture geek, and technology commentator. Also an expert on the "Land Before Time" series.
Founded ROFLCon a few months back. Currently working with Berkman's Internet and Democracy project and as a research assistant with Yochai Benkler. Previously worked as a BizDev intern for Creative Commons and on the staff of Jonathan Zittrain's "The Future of the Internet and How To Stop It."
Resume Available Here
e-mail: tim AT fabulousbitches.org
IRC: #clandestinemeeting @ freenode
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Way Cooler Than You Were At That Age
Thanks to the amazing Amy Klein, was recently forwarded this amazing blog. The author (a 12 year old girl) is the hippest thing on the Internet. Description from the blog:
I am a 12 year old space cowboy that can fit in mail bins and pretends to follow baseball season. To pass the time I write fairy tale fan fiction, in which princesses join cults and witches are photographed by Wendy Bevan. My favorite foods are raspberries and hipsters, and my #1 pet peeve is Comic Sans. Magic wandery is my prime method for self defense, along with some karate I picked up in fourth grade and excellent insults I spontaneously come up with on the spot. Your mom.
Fri
Nov
21
Wed
Nov
19
The Microvlogger — Entry One
Video from the breakfast buffet at the basement of the Delight Hotel (where we’re staying). Turn up your speakers.
Yeah, you heard right — it’s “Hey Jude” on creepy chimes.
CREEPY CHIMES.
This was followed by “Yesterday.” On creepy chimes.
Sun
Nov
16
The Next Two Weeks: Bon Voyage!
To Employees and General Management,
The United States Bureau of Fabulous Bitches, recently flush with a new round of Department of State funding to launch several new initiatives to protect American interests in foriegn lands, will be sporadically in touch over the next two weeks (November 17-28) as we attend a very clandestine, high-level summit in Taiwan to assess our fabulous bitches security needs in the Pacific Rim.
Contracting with operations specialists at Kimball Simms and Barlowe, however, we will continue to offer our services, though expect delays in delivery and changes in service. While the Berkman Coffee Supply Project and The Land Before Time Project will be on (further) hiatus during this period, projects in foriegn lands to include:
* Tim Hwang Continuously Listens To “Sussudio” In Locales Around Taiwan
* Emerging Details on this Crazy Webcomic Show We’ve Been Putting Together
* Decomissioned Missile Silos: Threat or Menace?
I thank you all for your continuing support.
Signed,
Tim R. Hwang (Commissioner, Special Reports Division)
Sat
Nov
15
Really fascinating documentary on British teenagers suffering from Tourette’s Syndrome traveling to the US to attend summer camp. You can get the rest of it here on YouTube.
Oh sweet. Like, the entire soundtrack for River City Ransom.
Hell. Yes.
When I was a kid, I’d sometimes just get to the level with the song at 1:12 and leave it on ambiently to do homework to.
